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About.txt — ODD SIGNAL

ODD SIGNAL

WEBSITES FOR ARTISTS & CREATIVE BUSINESSES

Odd Signal builds fast, beautiful, technically excellent websites for artists, studios, and independent creative businesses — then quietly keeps them running.

Built in weeks, not months. Fixed prices, no surprise invoices. Performance you can measure — this site loads in under a second; yours will too.

Behind the websites sits a deeper toolkit — automation and hardware — that clients grow into. But it starts with the thing people see: your site.

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== ODD SIGNAL README v10 ==

Q: Who is this for?
A: Artists, studios, independent creative businesses. Anyone whose work deserves a better website than it has.

Q: What does it cost?
A: The website check-up is free. A starter website is £350. A new website — or moving your existing one off Squarespace or Wix — is £700; bigger builds start at £1,400 with a fixed price agreed up front. Council websites start at £900 plus £350 a year. An accessibility audit is £180. Caretaker is £40 a month, Caretaker Plus £120. Technical help is £350 a day. Installations are quoted per piece. If a job grows, we agree the extra before doing it. The full list is in SERVICES.

Q: How long?
A: Two weeks, start to live, for a new website. Bigger builds get a timeline with the quote.

Q: Where?
A: UK-based, working worldwide. Remote or in your studio.

Q: This site looks broken.
A: On purpose. It settles on its own — poke around, it's the point.

Q: I need more than a website.
A: Good — that's where it usually goes. Automation and hardware. Start with the site; ask about the rest.

Q: A friend sent me.
A: Then you already know how this goes. Say who sent you and what they told you — and start with the free check-up.

Q: What happens to my details?
A: They're used to reply to you — nothing else. No cookies, no ad trackers. 100% first-party. Right up to ⏎ TRANSMIT. The full story: privacy notice ↗

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SIGNAL CHECK — free website check-up
> SIGNAL CHECK v1.0 — free website check-up
> paste your website address. get a recorded 15-min check-up within 3 working days: speed, how it looks on phones, what's costing you visitors, what we'd fix first.
> no call. no obligation. worst case: a free to-do list.

> where your details go: privacy notice ↗

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"reality.cfg" — error of Type -23 (signal too odd).
This is exactly the kind of thing we fix for other people.
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System Infected
1 threat remains: "reality.cfg".
Looks broken? Unbreaking things is literally the job.